Don't Download This Song

Once in a while, maybe you will feel the urge To break international copyright law By downloading MP3s from file sharing sites Like Morpheus or Grokster or LimeWire or KaZaA But deep in your heart, you know the guilt would drive you mad And the shame would leave a permanent scar 'Cause you start out stealing songs, then you're robbing liquor stores And selling crack and running over school kids with your car So dooon't download this soooooong The record store's where you belooooong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh, dooon't download this soooong Ohhh, you don't want to mess with the RI-double-A They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven year old girl They'll treat you like the evil, hard bitten criminal scum you are So dooon't download this soooooong Don't go pirating music all day looooong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh, dooon't download this soooong Don't take away money from artists just like me How else can I afford another solid gold Humvee? And diamond studded swimming pools, these things don't grow on trees So all I ask is everybody, pleeeeeeeease Dooon't download this sooooooong Even Lars Ulrich knows it's wroooong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh, don't download this song Dooon't download this soooooong Or you might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh, don't download this song Don't download this soooooong You'll burn in hell before too loooooong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should